ideas for oitnb season 3
- in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
- she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
- she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
- larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation
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TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
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rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
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